Interviewer: You have a great smile, you’re not grumpy.
ask darren criss for directions to a place and he will probably give you a 4 page essay with works cited and everything
Including the reason why every road is named what it is.
"Excuse me, officer? Could you please go over there and arrest that gentleman? Yes, he is distracting me with his good looks and dem legs. Thank you kindly, good sir."
I’m just so scared that you’re gonna keep changing, and you’re gonna keep getting stronger. And then one day you’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna realize that “I don’t love him anymore”.
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That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.
I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.
Inspiration quotes from a half-naked man blowing sparkly confetti at the camera.